The Closest Thing the World has Seen to Capitalism (and it was kind of amazing)

The Most WOKE Man in the World...

 

I MEMES WHAT I SAY - MEMES BY ME

 

Feel free to use them and mention my name...

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Context: The mother of the girl who was shot by police while she was in the act of stabbing another girl.  Mom was showing a picture of her angelic daughter while the daughter was not stabbing anyone. I replaced the picture with Fonzie jumping the shark.

"Dune" movie humor

Fun with Words

 

Fun with words....

JUGGERNAUT:  A space traveller with large breasts.

SEVERE BLOW:  A painful sex act.

MISSPOKE:  When a politician you LIKE has lied.

LIE:  When a politician you DON'T LIKE has lied.

EVOLVE:  When a politician you LIKE has changed their mind.

WAFFLE:  When a politician you DON'T like has changed their mind. 

SERVED ON A BED OF RICE:  Wow! What are the pillows made of??

A NOVEL SOLUTION:  I found an ending for my book!

A RARE ILLNESS:  Got sick from undercooked meat.

MOUNTING CONCERN:  I was wondering if I might be too heavy for her.

SOCIAL UNREST:  Staying up too late on Facebook.

DEEPLY OFFENSIVE: A fat naked SCUBA diver.

LESBIANAGE: When a woman spies on her girlfriend because she might be cheating. 

TESTICLES: Embarrassingly shaped icicles.

ANTI-AGING: People who just refuse to grow up.

BEGRUNGINGLY: Your cover band wants to do Nirvana songs so you do it just to please them. 

FIBRE OPTICS: Prescription eyewear made from broccoli.

FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME: This baby is driving me to drink!

CARE BEAR: Burly and hairy gay male nurse.

BOOKS

 It's only one book. And here is the cover.

It is a comedy about a hillbilly who is imbued with superpowers and then must help the U.S. government stop a billionaire from his bizarre plan to conquer the earth. There are in fact zombies involved, but not in the way you think. Read the sample on Amazon and see if it tickles your fancy....

Check out Whiskey Tango: A Whole Nuther Kind of Spy Novel

contact me at emaildave@gmail.com

WRITING CREDITS

CREDITS

REPLICANT (2001): IMDB 

(writer, uncredited, with Lawrence Riggins)

ASSASSINS' CODE (2011): IMDB 

(also written with Lawrence Riggins)