HEMINGWAY'S UNDERPANTS

  Feel free to use them and mention my name... ___________________________________________________________ Context: The mother of the girl who was shot by police while she was in the act of stabbing another girl.  Mom was showing a picture of her angelic daughter while the daughter was not stabbing anyone. I replaced the picture with Fonzie jumping the shark. "Dune" movie humor

  Fun with words.... JUGGERNAUT :  A space traveller with large breasts. SEVERE BLOW :  A painful sex act. MISSPOKE :  When a politician you LIKE has lied. LIE :  When a politician you DON'T LIKE has lied. EVOLVE :  When a politician you LIKE has changed their mind. WAFFLE :  When a politician you DON'T like has changed their mind.  SERVED ON A BED OF RICE :  Wow! What are the pillows made of?? A NOVEL SOLUTION :  I found an ending for my book! A RARE ILLNESS :  Got sick from undercooked meat. MOUNTING CONCERN :  I was wondering if I might be too heavy for her. SOCIAL UNREST :  Staying up too late on Facebook. DEEPLY OFFENSIVE : A fat naked SCUBA diver. LESBIANAGE : When a woman spies on her girlfriend because she might be cheating.  TESTICLES : Embarrassingly shaped icicles. ANTI-AGING : People who just refuse to grow up. BEGRUNGINGLY : Your cover band wants to do Nirvana songs so you do it just to please them. ...

 It's only one book. And here is the cover. It is a comedy about a hillbilly who is imbued with superpowers and then must help the U.S. government stop a billionaire from his bizarre plan to conquer the earth. There are in fact zombies involved, but not in the way you think. Read the sample on Amazon and see if it tickles your fancy.... Check out Whiskey Tango: A Whole Nuther Kind of Spy Novel

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CREDITS REPLICANT (2001): IMDB   (writer, uncredited, with Lawrence Riggins) ASSASSINS' CODE  (2011):  IMDB   (also written with Lawrence Riggins)

  My alter ego, Buddy Wayne Perdue. He's a good ol' boy from some southern state and he gits you all ketched up on the top news stories of the day. CHECK OUT BUDDY WAYNE

      Fine, I am not widely considered to be as good as these two fellas above but I got a couple credits (the scripts were better than the final product in both cases) but here you can find even better screenplays that are still for sale or option. I have two screenplays currently under option so they are not listed here. One is a comedy optioned to LozDos Productions and the other is a comedy optioned by Travis Mann of Cobalt Pictures.                     ___________________________                         SCREENPLAYS FOR SALE! Title: UNSUSTAINABLE: A LOVE STORY LOGLINE :  A ruthless Twitter battle erupts between a bow-hunting, meat-eating rock star and an ultra-woke, and beautiful, vegan blogger. When they finally meet in person they are confronted with the horrible truth that they might be falling in love. SYNOPSIS :  Rufus Quade, the hottest count...