You Know JAWS was Shot at Martha's Vineyard right?

 

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Corpse found in home confirmed to be ex mayor of Rhode Island

Authorities knew immediately that the badly decomposed body was that of a politician because of the way it was lying.

I’ll wait….

Chipotle to pay $7.75 million in child labor law violation

 

I brought this suit because I was recently incapacitated with explosive diarrhea after eating a Barbacoa Bowl at my local Chipotle and my daughter was forced to spend 4 hours cleaning up after me. She is only 11 years old and this caused undue strain on the poor girl. 

So I am seeking punitive damages. Join me if you have had similar experiences.

Ukrainian Budget Defense Secret Finally Revealed - photo snapped during anti-aircraft operation...

Well, I am kind of angry that I did not figure this one out on my own. Apparently these Kirkland jobs work just as well as the regular brand name Tomahawk missiles that are so damned expensive.

Costco also lived up to its liberal return policy as Zelenskyy was seen at the East Kiev store with some burned-out tail fins and no receipt. They replaced them anyway. 

Just like my Air Pods!

 

Wow Has Texting Changed Over the Years!

When your twenty and you get a text…

Ding…oh it’s Becky.  Haven’t heard from her in a long time.  Oh, it’s her birthday. Party!

When your 55….

Ding… oh a text from Bob.  Haven’t heard from him in a long….oh it’s from Bob’s WIFE….oh, funeral services on Thursday….

Pentagon temporarily suspends delivery of troubled F35 fighter jets after discovering…

…That a metal engine part was found to come from China.  

The discovery was made after a mechanic noticed that one of the parts seemed to be actually working correctly, for a change…it was then discovered that the part was not American.  

Cops arrest influencer over 'inappropriate' photoshoot at ancient pyramid: '

Cops arrest influencer over 'inappropriate' photoshoot at ancient pyramid: 'Insulting the great Pharaonic history' 

In other words she besmirched the memory of brutal dictators who used slave labor to create giant piles of rocks. 

BAD GIRL!

https://news.yahoo.com/cops-arrest-model-over-inappropriate-204620588.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw&tsrc=twtr via @YahooNews