Chipotle to pay $7.75 million in child labor law violation

 

I brought this suit because I was recently incapacitated with explosive diarrhea after eating a Barbacoa Bowl at my local Chipotle and my daughter was forced to spend 4 hours cleaning up after me. She is only 11 years old and this caused undue strain on the poor girl. 

So I am seeking punitive damages. Join me if you have had similar experiences.

Ukrainian Budget Defense Secret Finally Revealed - photo snapped during anti-aircraft operation...

Well, I am kind of angry that I did not figure this one out on my own. Apparently these Kirkland jobs work just as well as the regular brand name Tomahawk missiles that are so damned expensive.

Costco also lived up to its liberal return policy as Zelenskyy was seen at the East Kiev store with some burned-out tail fins and no receipt. They replaced them anyway. 

Just like my Air Pods!

 

Wow Has Texting Changed Over the Years!

When your twenty and you get a text…

Ding…oh it’s Becky.  Haven’t heard from her in a long time.  Oh, it’s her birthday. Party!

When your 55….

Ding… oh a text from Bob.  Haven’t heard from him in a long….oh it’s from Bob’s WIFE….oh, funeral services on Thursday….

Pentagon temporarily suspends delivery of troubled F35 fighter jets after discovering…

…That a metal engine part was found to come from China.  

The discovery was made after a mechanic noticed that one of the parts seemed to be actually working correctly, for a change…it was then discovered that the part was not American.  

Cops arrest influencer over 'inappropriate' photoshoot at ancient pyramid: '

Cops arrest influencer over 'inappropriate' photoshoot at ancient pyramid: 'Insulting the great Pharaonic history' 

In other words she besmirched the memory of brutal dictators who used slave labor to create giant piles of rocks. 

BAD GIRL!

https://news.yahoo.com/cops-arrest-model-over-inappropriate-204620588.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw&tsrc=twtr via @YahooNews

Bacteria Levels Surge at Some LA Beaches After

Pete Davidson observed skinny dipping in Malibu. 

Anti Republican Sentiment is Basically Anti Male Sentiment

Ever wonder why every nation in the world seems to have two main political parties battling it out through the decades, through the centuries? Well, check out this hypothesis...

I have been saying this for years and I hear others dipping their toes into it on occasion. Scott Adams for one. The idea that our political parties are simply outward projections of the two main types of humans: female and male. 

If I asked you which political party in America has a masculine energy and which has a feminine energy, what would your answer be? I think most people would say the Republicans have a more masculine energy, and the other, the other.

I think of Democrats as the nurturing "wipe your butt" party, and the Republicans as the tough-love "kick your butt" party. I am a "sometimes your ass needs wiping and sometimes your ass needs kicking" type of person, so both styles are necessary.

The "Republicans are evil" mantra from the Mainstream Media is basically anti-male.  

Yes, men do cause most of the trouble in the world, but most men are just trying to live their lives and do what's right by their families.

So bashing Republicans is ultimately bashing male energy and maleness. 

Maybe knock if off if you want things to be better in the United States eh?

Dave has spoken.