If Women Played in the NBA

 

If Women Played in the NBA

There is no rule that says NBA players have to be men, yet there are no women on the court. Since most of our institutions are designed to please women, there may come a time when teams will be required to play at least one woman, but more likely, teams would be required to make half of their teams female.

If this happens, we may begin to see the following:

Woman: His hand brushed against my breasts!

LeBron: I was just trying to get the ball!

Ref: Your intentions don’t matter! [blows whistle]

By the way, these are not jokes….this could actually happen. 

Some other future quotes from the female players:

“The coach said I needed to lose some weight, I have filed a lawsuit because I am being body-shamed!”

“These men are too rough! I keep getting hurt!” (prompting new rule that players cannot touch each other)

”You called travelling on me for taking three steps but I should be allowed to take three steps because they are taller than me and I cannot go as far with two steps.”

“The 3-point line is too far from the basket, the men have an advantage because it’s easier for them to shoot that far, so that line needs to be moved closer to the basket.”

“You called that foul because I am a woman!”

“I should be able to shower with my teammates…hey, they are looking at my body and they have erections! This is a hostile work environment!”

It is coming…you just wait.