DAVE'S VOTER GUIDE FOR ALL ELECTIONS

Elections are coming up again, you know, like that shrimp you ate at lunch that tasted a bit off. 

I have listed here some things for all voters to keep in mind as they head to the polls (or don't head to them). 

This guide is less of a "who and what to vote for" than it is a guide for whether or not you SHOULD vote.

1. If you get ALL your news from Fox News - DON'T VOTE
2. If you get ALL your news from MSNBC - DON'T VOTE
3. If you cannot name one famous economist without using Google - DON'T VOTE
4. If you have not read a fiction novel in the last year - DON'T VOTE
5. If you think your political party has good intentions but that other party party has BAD ones - DON'T VOTE
6. If you don't regularly listen to smart people who understand controversial issues argue about them - DON'T VOTE
7. If you have more than two bumper stickers on your car - DON'T VOTE
8. If you meet more than 3 people each day who are "Communists" or "Fascists"  - DON'T VOTE