Fun with words....
JUGGERNAUT: A space traveller with large breasts.
SEVERE BLOW: A painful sex act.
MISSPOKE: When a politician you LIKE has lied.
LIE: When a politician you DON'T LIKE has lied.
EVOLVE: When a politician you LIKE has changed their mind.
WAFFLE: When a politician you DON'T like has changed their mind.
SERVED ON A BED OF RICE: Wow! What are the pillows made of??
A NOVEL SOLUTION: I found an ending for my book!
A RARE ILLNESS: Got sick from undercooked meat.
MOUNTING CONCERN: I was wondering if I might be too heavy for her.
SOCIAL UNREST: Staying up too late on Facebook.
DEEPLY OFFENSIVE: A fat naked SCUBA diver.
LESBIANAGE: When a woman spies on her girlfriend because she might be cheating.
TESTICLES: Embarrassingly shaped icicles.
ANTI-AGING: People who just refuse to grow up.
BEGRUNGINGLY: Your cover band wants to do Nirvana songs so you do it just to please them.
FIBRE OPTICS: Prescription eyewear made from broccoli.
FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME: This baby is driving me to drink!
CARE BEAR: Burly and hairy gay male nurse.
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