Fun with Words

 

Fun with words....

JUGGERNAUT:  A space traveller with large breasts.

SEVERE BLOW:  A painful sex act.

MISSPOKE:  When a politician you LIKE has lied.

LIE:  When a politician you DON'T LIKE has lied.

EVOLVE:  When a politician you LIKE has changed their mind.

WAFFLE:  When a politician you DON'T like has changed their mind. 

SERVED ON A BED OF RICE:  Wow! What are the pillows made of??

A NOVEL SOLUTION:  I found an ending for my book!

A RARE ILLNESS:  Got sick from undercooked meat.

MOUNTING CONCERN:  I was wondering if I might be too heavy for her.

SOCIAL UNREST:  Staying up too late on Facebook.

DEEPLY OFFENSIVE: A fat naked SCUBA diver.

LESBIANAGE: When a woman spies on her girlfriend because she might be cheating. 

TESTICLES: Embarrassingly shaped icicles.

ANTI-AGING: People who just refuse to grow up.

BEGRUNGINGLY: Your cover band wants to do Nirvana songs so you do it just to please them. 

FIBRE OPTICS: Prescription eyewear made from broccoli.

FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME: This baby is driving me to drink!

CARE BEAR: Burly and hairy gay male nurse.